Hello dearest of all listeners, and welcome to another ring-slinging episode of Just One of the Guys. This week we take a look at issue 14 of the series, where John Stewart has to fit tiny glass tiles in a certain order to make a picture of the Birth of Venus...wait, what? You mean the title "Mosaic" has nothing to do with that form of art? Oh well...

Instead we get violent deaths of teenagers, totally 90's aliens with guns that would make Cable (the X-Men character) proud, more dickery from the Guardians, hot widow moms with shotguns, a cameo of John Constantine, and the realization that Mumford and Sons had nothing to do with the Mumford mentioned in this story. All that, and the return of the ads (sadly, no 3 Musketeers this time out). So grab your mp3 player of choice, download the podcast, and get to listening!

Welcome back, faithful listeners, to the second part of this show's coverage of the storyline that showed what happens to heroes with OCD. Yes, I'm talking about issues four, five, and six of the Green Lantern comic, Emerald Dawn II, the comic chronicling the downfall of the Corps' biggest neat freak, Sinestro. This episode brings us more Riverdancing protagonists, misuse of epithets by the incorrect racial group, prison breakouts set to songs by the Kaiser Chiefs, and giant robot enforcer of the Guardians...WHO DRESS LIKE GUY GARDNER!!! Thus proving once and for all that when you want the best fashion sense for a bad-ass Green Lantern, Guy Gardner is the one to look for. So make sure your podcast directory is in alphabetical order, by podcast name and not artist (because that causes too much disorder), download the podcast, and start to listening!

Welcome, faithful listeners, to another special episode of Just One of the Guys, a Green Lantern podcast. Why is it special, you may ask? Becasue I said so, and that should be reason enough for you snotty little whipper-snappers. But in all honesty, it is special because today I'm covering issues one through three of Emerald Dawn II (NOT Electric Boogaloo), the sequel to Emerald Dawn. In this episode we get body cavity searches, obsessive compulsive Green Lanterns, prison shanking, and the introduction of this podcaster's favorite ginger, Guy Gardner! So, is this sequel on the lines of The Empire Strikes Back or more like Highlander II: The Quickening? There's only one way to find out, so grab your mp3 player of choice, download the show, and get to listening!

Welcome back, dear listeners, to part two of the show's special coverage of the sinful (Hey, I'm just relating what Dan Didio said) origin of Hal Jordan, Earth's Green Lantern. This episode brings us Riverdancing Lanterns, Hentai tentacles, blaxploitation references, Guardians who are total jerks, and infomercial fun with Vince Offer. All that...AND A MONTAGE!!! So set your mp3 player to Yellow, download the show, and get to listening!

Welcome, faithful listeners, to a very special episode of Just One of the Guys, in which our young heroes learn a valuable lesson about the dangers of not wearing adequate safety devices while working in shop class. Nah, it's special because it's the coverage of the first three issues of Emerald Dawn, the series that retold the Hal Jordan origin story and was eventually bastardized by Martin Campbell and pooped upon by Geoff Johns and Dan Didio. In this episode we get drunk driving protagonists, ring construct airbag misuse, Clay's probable relative, Terminator level violence, and a giant robot antagonist...who is yellow. Wow, who would have thought a Green Lantern villain would be completely yellow? Not this podcaster, I'll tell you. All of this and more is waiting just for you, so grab your mp3 player of choice, download the podcast, and get to listening!

Welcome back, fair listeners, to this double sized issue-sode of Just One of the Guys. This time around we are covering Green Lantern #13, a three part story that wraps up the first twelve issues of this series and sows the seeds of what's to come in the next few issues. This time around we get Green Lantern brawling, upskirt shots of Fire (yowza!), moral dilemas, stony bosomed recruits, pink energy beings, and the official return of the Green Lantern Corps. Plus, Guy gets a bone. No, not that kind of bone, you filthy minded pervs. All this and more awaits, so fire up your mp3 player of choice, download the show, and get to listening!

Welcome back, dear listeners to another fast and furry-ous (see what I did there?) episode of Just One of the Guys. This week, we wrap up the Guy and His G'nort storyline, and golly gee, it has been a fun ride (Did I just say golly gee? I need to update my aphorisms...)! This time out we get flame belching statues, Brian Blessed references, and what happens when you piss off a six foot tall bipedal terrier. Believe me, it's not pretty. All of that, and another funtastic journey through the ads of this era. So grab your mp3 player of choice, download the show, and get to listening!

Welcome,dear listeners, to another PETA disavowed episode of Just One of the Guys. Why does PETA hate this podcast (aside from the fact that they are bitter, soulless hypocrites)? Well, probably because in this issue, the third part of the "Guy and His G'nort" storyline, we have the proposed torture (TORCHA!!!) of a bipedal alien dog. Add to that clownlike Guardians and a "True" Green Lantern Corps who's members include a Minion from Despicable Me, an alien squirrel with an almost filthy name, and a poop monster Lantern and you are in for one of the wackiest comics in recent times. So put on plenty of sunblock to protect yourself from the "Crimson Heat" (Hmmm...I wonder who could be doing that?), download the podcast, fire up your mp3 player of choice, and start to listening!

Now that I've shown that I can actually maintain a regular schedule with this whole podcasting thing, I thought I would whip out this hot new promo for people to insert in their podcast. It isn't as long as the first promo, but I'm sure it will satisfy all your needs. In addition to all of that, it's promo...number two.

All italicized words should be taken as filthy innuendo, except for the words "number two" which are just filthy.

Welcome back, faithful listeners, to another fun packed episode of Just One of the Guys. This Friday we're covering issue number 10 of the Green Lantern comic, which is part two of the epic "Guy and His G'nort" storyline, and this issue brings in the funny. We get inappropriate sniffing, horrible puns, face melting, and plenty of male bonding. Well, bonding between a Ginger with a bowl cut and a bipedal terrier, but they're both males, so technically the last statement was correct. Plus...SINGING!!! (Okay, so that might not be the best way to entice you to listening). All that, plus an ad that shows what our Navy forces really are spending their time doing (Hint...it involves giant candy bars). So grab your mp3 player of choice, download the episode, and get to listening!